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Listening to: Disney Songs

Working sucks

surprisebitch:

cheese666burger:

I cant believe that in hsm 2 troy thought that ryan was going to steal his girl

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really troy

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really?????

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it looked more like Ryan was going to steal Taylor’s man tbh..

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how did they end up wearing each other’s clothes? 👀

collected-sports-bra:

fats:

dadfriend-tm:

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

Every time I see a cashier with a chair I’m like “I support this business”, no joke. That shit shows me that a company actually CARES about it’s employees. Quit making people stand on their feet for 8 hours straight that shit is torture. 

This is so weird what countries are you all living in where I come from ALL CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS!!! Like, really, each and everyone of them!

(Also, while it’s nice having a chair while working, trust me, after a few hours of sitting you’ll be glad to stand up every now and then. Also if there are many people and they are queueing in front and behind you, it’s actually quite uncomfortable to sit, because you’re surrounded by people who stand and look down on you.)

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

lefancyraptor:

viraljunk:

Pokemon League Badges - AVAILABLE HERE

Save 12% on all Pokemon products when you use the coupon code “PIKACHU”

Can someone please give these out once pokemon GO is released. Just think about the idea of real life gym leaders giving out real life gym badges.

proudblackconservative:

The most perfect loop in Vine history?

weird-biscuits:

xxxkyrareaperxxx:

cracked:

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

Reblog to save a life

eziocauthon89:

girlwholovesturtles:

baara:

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

This is a work of art.

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

reallycorking:

just some domestic kagehina NONSENSE 

fennethianell:

Did anyone thought about this?

littlepaperforest:

All the Eevee Evolutions as Goddesses. ♥
Art by Me! littlepaperforest

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tastefullyoffensive:

“Who’s your best friend?” (sound on)

flightless-wings:

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure